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The Crazy Dog Lady — dog talk

If My Dog Could Talk

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If My Dog Could Talk

DOG: STILL HUNGRYME: You've had breakfastDOG: WANT MORE BREAKFAST!ME: You'll get fatDOG: WHATS FAT?ME: It's what happens when you eat too much foodDOG: FAT SOUNDS AWESOME! LETS GET FAT!!DOG: THIS MORNING THE MAILMAN RUBBED MY BELLYDOG: DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO THAT?ME: I may have mentioned it DOG: YOU REVEALED MY WEAKNESS TO MY GREATEST ENEMYME: He's not your enemyDOG: IVE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLERME: I'm not your butler! DOG: WHERE ARE YOU?ME: The grocery storeDOG: WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?ME: ShortlyDOG: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GONE? IT FEELS LIKE FOREVERME: 13 minutesDOG: I CANT REMEMBER...

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